Tuesday, March 1, 2011

from my in box this morning, HT to Nobbs, a regular contributor

Middle East Riot Headwear




Some classic head gear going on here



EGYPTIAN LULZ

So just to outline here – these are makeshift helmets made by the Egyptians whilst scrapping in their current predicament. I shall guide you through these piece of registered army kit thus:


Your classic 1979 ‘Tribottle rag’ helmet – a must in any type of combat

A late 80’s ‘boxhat’. The bloke next to him doesn’t appear too sure of its effectiveness

A renaissance period piece of brickwear teamed with a black and cream scarf. Textbook

Im not sure that tuna sarnie he is about to lob is gonna cause to much destruction. Old skool 80’s broken bin helmet. I personally love the fact he needs to lift it up to see – does he spend the rest of the time walking in to things??

Textbook saucepaning with lifejacket combo. He does not take, ANY!!

I literally have no idea what this is.

And the winner by 100 miles. This bloke is going to war with 2 baguettes strapped to his ears and a ham salad roll sellotaped to his forehead. I’d def wanna be behind him if someone lobs a load of bricks at me

4 comments:

  1. Don't bring the bat down ... swing it sideways and aim for the bridge of their noses.

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  2. LOL Odie. You are a very bad man!

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  3. Heh. I got this one, too. Twice!

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  4. I guess the last guy had food on his brain. Heh.

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