Deaf and dumb man walks into a drug store. He desires to buy condoms.
When the pharmacist comes to the counter, he asks what the guy wants.
In order to make his desire known, the deaf and dumb guy unzips his trousers, pulls out his pecker, and plops it on the counter. He then lays a five dollar bill next to it, and points at it.
The pharmacist looks at the deaf and dumb guy, then back down at the guy's pecker. Then he unzips his own trousers, plops his own pecker on the counter, looks at both of them, and takes the guy's five dollars.
The deaf and dumb guy is mad! He makes complaining motions and his face turns red. He's steaming.
The pharmacist looks at him and says, "Well, if you didn't want to lose your money, you shouldn't have bet me!"
That's the same exact one just sent to me too.
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ReplyDeleteDeaf and dumb man walks into a drug store. He desires to buy condoms.
When the pharmacist comes to the counter, he asks what the guy wants.
In order to make his desire known, the deaf and dumb guy unzips his trousers, pulls out his pecker, and plops it on the counter. He then lays a five dollar bill next to it, and points at it.
The pharmacist looks at the deaf and dumb guy, then back down at the guy's pecker. Then he unzips his own trousers, plops his own pecker on the counter, looks at both of them, and takes the guy's five dollars.
The deaf and dumb guy is mad! He makes complaining motions and his face turns red. He's steaming.
The pharmacist looks at him and says, "Well, if you didn't want to lose your money, you shouldn't have bet me!"
Oh Sully, good thing I didn't have a mouth full of coffee! Thanks for the morning laugh.
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